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About time I’m glad 2007 is finally fucking done. I’ve had a shitty time the past few years, but 2007 was the shittiest by far. I think most of it was caused by work sucking so much ass it isn’t funny. Today, I finally agreed with myself to say fuck that shitty ass job and hit the job market hardcore in 2008. Hopefully, I will be able to slip in somewhere before January is up. I came up with a few New Years resolutions. See below.

1. Get a new job.

2. Lose 10-20 pounds to preserve my “god-like” presence.

3. Take more pictures. (And put them on here)

4. Blog more.

5. Start washing dishes more often. (My sink is always full with dirty dishes, and I have the habit of washing only what I need.)

Don’t you hate it when your bosses think you don’t ever do anything? If you are a system/network administrator you probably know how this feels. Well, my bosses are straight up assholes. Every time they pass you through out the day they always have some smart ass comment about how I never do any work. They don’t ever think about the nights I spend at the office while they are chilling out at home. Those servers don’t upgrade themselves. They don’t ever think about how they’re able to check their email and surf the internet at break time. The way I see it is if I have nothing to do that means I have every thing on lock. If I’m getting my hustle on that means something must be fucked up. I also hate how all my research online to better our system always gets referred to as “screwing around on the internet”. I try to do the best I can to better the network and it never gets seen. I’m not looking for a pat on the back or anything. I just don’t want to hear some smart ass comment when I’m walking through the fuckin’ hall. I don’t need it. I make sure everything is always backed up, bandwidth is optimized, and all my users are protected. I’m always able to fix your busted ass machine whenever you fuck it up. I always act polite, and never take out my anger on my users. I give advice to help people with their home computers. I have even worked on some peoples personal computers on my time. What the fuck else do these people want? I don’t ever see anyone in the office at 2am on a weekend. Most times I don’t even take comp time. I treat the system like it was my damn child, and I have to hear some asshole’s “your always fucking off” comments.

Next time you think about giving your company IT geek some bullshit “you need something to do?” comment think about who takes care of your information. Who comes in on their days off to take care of outages. Who spends nights at the office to perform upgrades. Who backs up all the company’s vital information. Who makes sure your able to talk to the world. Who comes to the rescue when your computer is acting up.

Don’t you hate those mother fuckers that always find the bad in things you do and just nag you about it? Today this bitch ass manager called me and complained about an item that was missing on some bullshit document that I was asked to put together. Instead of telling me the errors so I can correct them he calls and tells me about how sloppy I am because one thing was missing. I answer the phone and the first thing I here is ‘your starting to get sloppy’. What kind of fucking bullshit is that? This same person always talks down to everyone as if he has no faults himself. I think of myself of having some kind of level of class in the work place. Therefore, I didn’t say anything defensive and simply noted the error. I corrected the error and resubmitted the document. So this dick head emails me back CCing my manager as well as the head manager pointing out the flaws in the original document. Fuck that bitch. That’s why everyone left the area he was sitting at during a recent company gathering. Treating someone like a bitch is no way to get anything done. Meanwhile, he takes my corrected document and marks his shit head name allover it and submits it to the higher ups, stealing all my credit. I believe in karma so that bitch will get his eventually. These are reasons people go fucking postal at work. Every time something is a little out of place he has to belittle you about it. Unprofessional! I’ve seen this person do this to several of my coworkers. If you confront him he will deny it, or say your blowing it out of proportion. All I ask is to be treated with respect. I have no problems admitting or fixing errors caused by me. Just don’t throw a fucking bitch fit and tell me all the shitty things about me to get something done. All this does is make me want to avoid you. I never acted like a dick when this person asked me for personal computer advice or even called me at home at night to walk him through some simple computer problem their friend’s computer has. Don’t ask me for any fucking favors if your going to act like a straight up asshole. This isn’t the first time I felt disrespected by this person either. Every god damn fuckin’ time I interact with this narcissistic fat bitch he has to either belittle me or make some smart ass comment. Nobody’s fucking perfect not even your bitch ass, get over it. I don’t let you know every time you fuck up. I don’t ask you smart ass questions just to make myself feel better. People like this probably are the pussy in their home relationship (man or woman). So they come to work and try to whore themselves out as the baddest mother fucker on the block. NOBODY LIKES YOU, they only respect you cause of your position, not your character. I would never shit on someone at work because I needed them to correct something or they’re messing up. There’s a right way to do everything. Just let a mother fucker know what’s up. Don’t piss them off. So for the people I described above. GO FUCK YOURSELF. Everyone hates your guts and would like to see you die.