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I’m starting to get tired of talking about DHL. They fucked me over earlier this week and the fuckers got me again today. We were expecting to receive a fax/printer from Dell. We payed for overnight shipping and the shit never showed up. It shipped on Monday night. This is fucking bullshit 50 god damned dollars and here we are on the 3rd day. Our Dell rep gave us a bullshit excuse that they have until the end of the day to deliver it. Well, guess what, fuck head? It’s still not here at the end of Wednesday. He said he was going to get with customer service to get the package tracked down. I said fuck him and called customer service myself. Customer service called DHL and said that the package got lost. How the fuck do you lose a package when it only needs to be delivered 2 fucking miles down the damn road? I argued and got our 50 dollars back and got another printer shipped. Can’t these retards get anything right?

On another note, I had to do something about this ASAP as we had been without a fax since Monday. I was tempted to take the saved $50 and buy a rinky dink piece of shit fax to hold it down, while we waited on the dicks I mentioned above. I ended putting an old computer in place of the fax and configured the Windows XP fax console to receive the incoming calls. Management was pissed because we still didn’t have our printer from Dell, but I still came out on top with some mad mcguyver skills.

Fuck DHL and Dell. Although, I am still very pleased with the Vostro.