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Splenda is Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical Warfare   no comments

Posted at 1:50 am in food, life, rants

I started using Splenda in my coffee about 2 or 3 weeks ago because I thought the shit was more better for you than natural sugar. For the last 2 or 3 fucking weeks I’ve been bloated as hell and what I believe is my liver or kidney has been sore as a bitch. I tried thinking about what I was doing different and the only thing was fucking Splenda. I didn’t use any of that shit today and my bloating has gone down and I feel way better. Splenda is chemical warfare. That shit altered my mood. I felt like shit the whole time. All tired and irritated all the time.

I started reading about how Splenda came about. I don’t know if what I read was correct or not, but supposedly a scientist or some shit was trying to create a pesticide and the result was Splenda. Awesome! Let’s sell it as sugar. I can’t believe the FDA actually approves of this shit. They have approved of some other straight bullshit too. I’m not trying to say I’m the healthiest mother fucker in the world or anything, but if it makes me feel like straight up shit I’m not fucking with it. Fuck you Splenda.

Written by jd on November 20th, 2008

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Wine after beer, I guess your not in the clear…   no comments

Posted at 7:46 pm in alcoholic beverages, fitness, food

Well it’s Sunday and I have to go back to fucking work tomorrow. What makes it even shittier is tomorrow is my first day working out in the morning. I’ll be getting up at 5am to knock out a 2 mile run on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Friday’s. The other days will be light upper body.

Hope everyone had a good T-Giving and shit. I went to my sisters in laws. A bunch of people came over and we drank crazy amounts of beer. We ate some turkey out of paper plates, ghetto style. Then my dumb ass enjoyed a whole bottle of wine and one more beer. At that time I felt dizzy as fuck. I ended up going to the bathroom twice, but both were false gag alarms. I found Kim and said “I’m ready to go”. She said we’ll leave in a little bit. I sat on the floor and stared at the carpet for 10 minutes and insisted that we leave. The whole ride back to my mom in laws house I laid in the passenger seat. Once we got back, I lied down on the bed. About 15 minutes after, I ran to the bathroom and tossed my thanksgiving turkey twice! I washed my face and mouth out and noticed it was 9:30pm. That was all she wrote.

Don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever drink wine after a days worth of drinking shitty beer. I probably won’t be drinking for awhile. Atleast, 5 days anyways.

Written by jd on November 25th, 2007